Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
“mom who did you name me after”
“the doctor, sweetie”
“doctor who?”
(via frankie-elf-blood)
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
(Source: assistantt0theregionalmanager, via carpe-c0rpus)
Answer:
sorry for the delay on answering,i’ve liked your Facebook page and followed your blog,best of luck!